Wednesday, September 21, 2005

And another joke~~


But WARNING it is kinda diry but here ya go.....


Larry gets home late one night and his wife, Linda, says "Where in the hell have you been?"He replies, "I was out getting a tattoo.""A tattoo?" she frowned. "What kind of tattoo did you get?""I got a hundred dollar bill on my penis," he said proudly."What the hell were you thinking?" she said, shaking her head in disbelief. "Why on earth would an accountant get a hundred dollar bill tattooed on his penis?""Well, one, I like to watch my money grow. Two, once in a while I like to play with my money. Three, I like how money feels in my hand. And lastly, instead of you going out shopping, you can stay right here at home and blow a hundred bucks anytime you want!"

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Elizabeth blogged at 6:28 PM
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Monday, September 19, 2005

Special thanks, and busy weekend~~~


So saturday was super busy for us, the fun festival on saturday, you know a gathering of the towns people with a parade, and food, arts, crafts booths, bands playing ect...was pretty fun. Topped the night off with cruze the Coos. People get their old cars out you know the nice ones that sit in garage all year, they cruze a loop and get judged on best, ect....Both my kids were in the parade, with Amanda's last appearance as her princess thing. And Brandon to ride the high school float, LOL. So we get home pretty late, didn't even remember to check the mail so Amanda goes out Sunday morning, and what is in my little mail box....A card from my good budy Terri, Thanks my friend that was very nice. I gotta say though did you forget how to spell Oregon, LMAO don't sound it out my friend, will confusse you everytime!! Hehehehe Thanks again sweetie you made my day. Well I hope everyone had a good weekend! :)
((((HUGS))))
Liz

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Elizabeth blogged at 5:27 AM
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Tuesday, September 13, 2005

And now a Funny~~~


I thought I would share this with you all seeing as I have been such a downer lately so enjoy I sure did~~~~~


Subject: Why?
1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX? Because they are plugged into a genius
2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX? They don't have enough time
3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG? They don't stop to ask directions
4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS? Because their balls fall over their butt-hole and they vapor lock (You're laughing, aren't you?!?!)
5. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS? So they won't hump women's legs at cocktails parties
6. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN? You need a rough draft before you make a final copy
7. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN? Don't know.....it's never happened (C'mon guys, we laugh at your blonde jokes!) And my personal favorite:
8. WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH? Because a vibrator can't mow the lawn

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Elizabeth blogged at 7:01 PM
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This is what I think~~


Life is funny ya know. Kiddies are doing very well. Brandon loves High-school, and even Amanda seems to be doing well, course that could have something to do with the fact that her and boyfriend got back together...sigh, I know I keep telling her to forget the guys and just be....HERSELF...but does she listen to me, HHMMM I wonder if the reverse physcology would work at this point...EERRR I really don't think so. LOL

I need to get up and move, I think that has become one of my major problems. Since my friend died, I have gone through ALOT of books. Now I am not talking 100 or so page books. I have gotten into a real marathon of reading here lately~~could it be I am trying to escape....EEERRR YEP!! I have gone through about 6 book each with 300-600 pages, WOW just seeing that makes me pause.(I am talking about 6-8 books here) And tell myself OK, Liz get off your hiney and MOVE!!

Why is it in life that when we do something that makes us feel better about ourselves, we choose not to do it? I know if I take my vitimins, drink my water, and try and find some time to exercize I feel better, but why is it I can talk myself into not doing or "forgetting" to do these things? It is like self sabatoge?? HHMMM I wonder WTF is up with that, do I like feeling like a giant slug?? No not really but why am I willing to let myself fall into this "trap" HHHMMM I guess when I figure that one out, I can sell that info and become super famous. LOL.

Work issues are just "issues" LMAO seems every damn time I am gunna head out of there, something happens. Again WTF is up with that? LMAO now of course I am schelduled for tons of hours, siiiigh. So of course no time in the day to go job hunting. *rolley eyed dude here* I can't just quit as I need to money (even as slim as it gets sometimes) to make it through till I get something more stable. So back on the hamster wheel.

I have been kinda funky (lmao as if you couldn't tell) this last couple of weeks, trying to "pin" my life down, asking myself: "At 38...is this it?" I know those kind of thoughts only lead to bad feelings, but for some odd reason, I am not real happy about things in my life. I don't know why, cept maybe fall time is like this for me....seems every year bout this time things start going to shit...why?? Haven't the foggiest, alls I know is I keep asking myself the same old things. Could possible have something to do with the fact that in about 5 years my "nest" will or should be pretty close to empty. Then what?? HHHHMMMM.

Or lord I know not to go on about this, as I get nowhere, but somedays the thoughts keep cranking in my little head....Oh well guess to muddle through it.

Whew, ok done with those depressing thoughts, ya know I really only put it in here to get it out of my system so thanks for reading....if ya do. And if ya feel a comment coming on that is ok too.
Well in closing, I want to give all of ya a special ((((HUG)))) and thanks for putting up with me. Love to ya all!!
Liz

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Elizabeth blogged at 4:35 AM
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Friday, September 09, 2005

AAAHHHH the sounds of fall~~


What is that that I hear? Nothing, HHHMMMM oh yes the kiddies are at school and the house grows very quite, is this a good thing? Well sure it is a good thing.

Brandon loves the highschool so far so good for him!! He seems to be easing his way in, and I see him smile ALOT more. Which if you all knew him you would see what a wonderful thing that is. I still look at him, and wonder where the time has gone. LOL, being sappy here again but daum his certainly has grown. Terri, IF you decide to still come you won't believe how big and grown up he is looking. :)

As for Amanda, well ya know it is always a guess with her, one day may be great and the poof. Or rather the morning she leaves in a great mood, and by the end of the afternoon, well she is not doing so well. Seems her and ex are now "friends" I know she wants to get back together with him, and that is her goal for now, but well whatever the case, I hope he doesn't "break her heart" again. SIIIIGH. I sure hope it gets easier for her.

I have been working again....don't know IF that is a good thing or not. LOL, got new kids, and when I say "new" I mean "new"...lord it is tough. I hadn't realized how tough it was to have an almost brand new class. But then again it is fun. So I am still on the fence, and with little time to look into anything else. But I did learn that there will be no hiring this year.....so here I sit again, ok gals someone please kick me up the backside and get me motivated. LMAO, one day I will figure it all out.

Well other than that nothing new here....which is good. Kids are going to the football game tonight, so I will have the house to myself...HHHMMM I have been doing that for a long time now, don't know if I like that or not. Well gals, have a great day, and or weekend if I don't hear from ya. ((((HUGS))) and love to ya all!!
Liz :)

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Elizabeth blogged at 6:08 AM
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